One funny thing about Nigerian Police is, they could arrest you for having a BIG VISION IN LIFE.They arrest for silly reasons like,why you wear the back of your dress, why answering call with the left hand, etc.When I enter naija for the first day, I was actually coming back from the United Kingdom.I boarded a taxi, yellow painted outside, but inside is like where the whole of Africa trains their pigs. Was still enduring the foul odor coming out from the beautiful taxi, no AC. Then i reflect to my easy and luxurious life in the U.K.The taxi was in motion, and my head rested on the seat, still reflecting my beautiful life in U.K when i noticed that the car was no more in motion. Police officer: Come down MR. man (i came down anxiously); na me you dey carry shoulder up for eeh, come here you just commit an offence we call shoulder-uptizm, and its an offence punishable by the law in section 11180 of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria. Me: Please officer why are you embarrassing me? You delaying my time. I know my right.Omor the worst mistake you can do in life is telling Naija Officer you have a right. As i told the man that i have a right, nest thing na for ground i dey.Officer: Offence number 2, here in Nigeria there's nothing like rights of citizen. You have just commited what we call constitutional abuse. He grabed my waist like i was the most notorious criminal troubling the state.Me: Officer if this is a joke stop it just stop it now.Officer: see this fool, committing offence upon offence. What do you mean by an Officer of the law playing in his duty post, another crime you just commit. He turned to the taxi driver and commanded him to drive off. That i have done what the constitution termed constitutional assassination.
I was trying to tell him that i was just coming back from the United State, when he hit me.
Officer: Who do you think you are? what are you? Who are you? And which are you? Me: I am Michael A.K.A MC Mikyc, a Nigerian but born and brought up in the United State. I came back because of the love i have for my country, i have help to improved and develop other people's country, and it pains me enormously each time i think of my own country's situations and conditions, and that's theutmost and paramount reason i came down.
Officer: Take am easy joor, na me you dey form for, you dey blow big big grammar for me abi. You think say that one go save you from me, na you i dey follow talk? what is really the vision you have for the country. I say what is the vision?Me: My vision is to change many already faded system still in operation in this great country of the world. To make Nigeria stand again. To develop the country to current level of the other developed countries like America, Germany etc. Actually i have a very big vision for this great country that i can not finish here standing. Even i have decide to reform and restrategise the Police force. I concluded with a friendly smile. Officer: You are under arrest Mr. man. What a nonsense? what a big vision? He held me tightly. How do you think you can do all that, we do not tolerate big vision here. Something that Obasanjo failed to achieve that you young man want to get done. Come with me to the office and be silent cause whatever you say here shall be used against you in the court of law. He drag me inside their car.
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