A tipical Naija guy dresses in suit for morning to go and push wheelbarrow because he told the females living in the same yard, that he works in the bank.
Nigerian boys could fight hell out themselves for fifty naira(#50).
The boxers of a dem niger of Naija can confortabely stay for three(3) weeks without seeing the brightday or even water and soap.
Naija guys i greet una. Shebe na true say you buy iphone 7 and phantom 5 for your girlfriend but your mother haven't ever said "thank you".
A tipical naija guy could nurse being a Doctor, Musican, Writer, Lawer or whatever till four huge galant men lead him inside his grave.
See na joke i dey joke but no be true say you never ever put tithe for that church tithe box and na your mother dey give you the money why.
A guy in naija is too honest that he even doubt himself when he says 'that's the truth'.
Some naija boys could be so funny that they sag their boxer, to expose their dirty anus.
Please don't crucify me, am just making common sense.
Laugh wan kill me.
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